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actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

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belinsky:

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

#sometimes people just need to be told what’s what by a critical whale

belinsky:

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

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subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

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sighconic:

this conversation changed me

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fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

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underthe-corktree:

the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween

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Anonymous said:
i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you

rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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